Please not I did not take these questions seriously
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
I... Used to...
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
I wouldn't really care
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
I don't drink
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Hahahaha you're funny
10: What are you listening to?
The silence of the universe slowly dying
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - wha